It comes with a n00btube as in Half-Life (which comes out of a tiny barrel under the main one somehow). In multiplayer, it's a standard gun, and is also fucking useless. Generally the most useful gun in singleplayer aside from the AR2. You will find ammo for this everywhere, even in your own asscrack. Even worse damage (4) than the pistol, but makes up for it with retardedly high rate of fire and a good magazine. SMG: Weak MP7 with a 45 round magazine and not very accurate fire.That is unless you pair it with the gravity gun to make a fucking grenade launcher that could blow you up if you fuck up. Basically useless in multiplayer, because everyone runs like fucking sanic.

Grenades: Fling it and see if the Combine will get out of the way or not.

Valve seems to understand this and also gives you an SMG when you spawn in multiplayer, meaning that this weapon is literally pointless after you get the SMG. Nobody in their right fucking mind would use this for anything other than maybe shooting a cop or two.

Pistol: Remember the Glock in the first Half-Life and how shit it was? Only eight fucking damage per shot? It's a USP now, and it's even worse with just 5 damage/hit.

That is, unless you find wood in your way (predictably, every 6 feet). Used for raping the first Combine in the game, then forgotten.

Crowbar: A rusty bent piece of metal that Barney has over 9000 of.

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Rather than making you sit around doing jack shit during overlong, shitty cutscenes, the game lets you walk around during overlong, shitty cutscenes, jumping on people's heads, spawning enemies to kill random people, and finding creative ways to kill yourself in an empty room with just a flower pot. Half-Life 2 pioneered new, groundbreaking storytelling technique. Repeat formula for the rest of the game: 10 minutes of cool shit followed by 3 hours of boring shit until the typically anticlimactic shit ending. Then you have to ride a hovercraft and you're like 'Wow, coolness! Thank Jesus fucking Mary Magdalene on a bed made out of win I'm out of those fucking sewers!' And it almost immediately gets old, then you proceed to ride the hovercraft around for a million fucking years. Here's the progression of the game: you start off with an actually pretty neat walk through Shitty 17, and then a little while later you're in a sewer for over an hour. Unfortunately, G-man (who had been stalking Gordon for the entire game) captures him again and the game ends. He goes on an adventure for 2 days, meeting Morgan Freeman and his half-black daughter, psychotic fundamentalists, English buccaneers, and eventually goes back to City 17 and pwns Br33n's sorry ass. Gordon then gets kidnapped by an alcoholic and is subjected into revolting against the relatively peaceful regime. He spends his days blabbing about shit on giant screens, eating the flesh of his enemies, and rounding up all the kids in the world to his secret lair (ergo there are no children in the game). City 17 and the entire world are controlled Dr.Br33n, a local pedophile and war-monger. After the events of the first game, Gordon Freeman was kidnapped, teleported thousands of years back in time and raped in oblivion for at least 100 years by G-man, and then somehow ended up on a train heading for City 17. The game is based on the adventures of a cardboard cut-out named Gordon Freeman. It is mostly used as a platform for socially-stunted gamers to play Counter-Strike. Half-Life 2: Electric Boogaloo is an overrated first-person shooter developed by Valve Corporation, that won at least 100 Game of the Year awards. HOLY SHIT EPISODE 3 NEVER CAME INTO PRODUCTION AND WILL NEVER BE RELEASED!!!1 This page contains spoilers - important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed.

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